Songs
I composed this song, hope you guys like it, I'm only 13 so if you think it's
good, thanx!
Sarah-Ann Lee
A Note
POTO Phans:
(spoken)
Gentleman, we have now sent you several notes of the most amiable nature,
detailing how the movie is to be run, you have not followed our
instructions, we will give you one last chance...
(sung)
Michael Crawford is now free for you,
and we are anxious his career should progress,
In the new production of "Phantom,"
You will therefore cast a Antonio as Buquet,
and put our Michael as the role of Phantom.
The role which our Michael plays calls for charm and appeal,
the role of Buquet is short which makes our casting,
in a word, ideal...
(spoken)
We will be watching from our normal seat when the news is on,
should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination will
occur.
Your obedient servants, Phantom phans...
"Wishing You Were Somehow Sane Again"
by Audrey Aucott
You were once a great composer. Your music really mattered.....
You were once a friend to Michael. Did that friendship shatter?....
Wishing you were somehow sane again...
Wishing you could somehow hear...
Sometimes it seems, we have the means, we could help save your career!........
Wishing you would change your choice again, knowing that you always could.......
Writing to you, should help you to do, the changes you know you should...........
Casting calls and movie Moguls, cold and temperamental,
Seem for you the worst companions, dont you know theyre
mental?.................
Wishing you were somehow sane again, why must you so often lie?......
Too many years, proving fans fears. Why wont you cast our guy?.................
No more movie stars, Michael has no Peers!.....
No more gazing past Michael like he isnt here.....
Cant you hear our cry? .............................
The Phantom of the Opera
By Lanie
(Sung to the tune of The Phantom of the Opera )
FANS
On CD
He sang to us
In the play
He came
That voice
Which calls to us
No other name
And in our
Hopes and dreams
Of the film
To be
The Phantom of the Opera
Would be
Michael C.
WB
Dont listen
To his tapes
Or
His CD
For we are
Wiser than
Youll ever be
And so
We say to you
No Michael C.
The Phantom of the Opera
Will be
Antonio B.
ALW
I wont
Explain to you
Why this
Is so
I think that
I know best
WB
As does the studio
ALW / WB
My/your genius
And your/our cash
In one
Combined
Means we decide wholl be the Phantom
And wholl
Be left behind
OFFSTAGE VOICES
We want our Michael
As the Phantom
We love our Michael
As the Phantom
FANS
In all
Our fantasies
We always
Knew
We wanted
Michael C.
ALW / WB
Youll get
A.B.
FANS / ALW / WB
We want
A huge success
This film
To be
And so the Phantom of the Opera
Must be
Michael C./Antonio B.
FANS
We want OUR Angel of Music!
(ALW/WB begin to discuss the film )
FANS
We want OUR Angel of Music!!
FANS
We want MICHAEL !!!!!!
New Members?
by Joy Chettle
Christine's Dressing Room
Raoul: Little Lotte let your mind wander..
Christine: I remember that time....
Raoul: Was he fonder of music or people or fame....
Christine: Or of money or duty...
Raoul: Those promises.....
Christine: Not kept....
Raoul: But we trusted his word!
Christine: What I loved best was the way that he sang. (turning to face Raoul)
Andrew once said, "When I'm a little older child, I will put the Angel of Music
in a film version of our play." Well, he is older now......but he hasn't done
it, he hasn't kept his promise.
Raoul: I know....I know.
I must leave you now Christine but I will return later.
Raoul leaves, stage left.
Christine: Goodbye Raoul, (aside) If only things were different now.....
Christine hears a voice from behind the mirror.
Phantom: Insolent boy, this slave of fashion, basking in his glory!
Ignorant fool, this confused composer, this was a shared triumph!
Christine: Angel, I hear you, speak, I listen I'm on your side believe me.
Angel his soul was weak, forgive him, maybe he'll soon realize.
Phantom: Flattering child you should know now, Michael should play my part.
He did well in the play then...and he promised him right from the start.
Christine: The Angel of Music, it's Michael Crawford, why can he not see this?
Angel of Music.....he's so perfect....who else can do this?
Phantom: I choose this man to play me, how dare he not listen to me!
Come with me now through the mirror, we must join with TMCPMC!!
Exit stage right
(Help Us Save) The Music of the Night
by Nana Kate
Night-mares sharpen,
Casting in contention...
Choices that Defy imagination...
How quickly do our senses
Call out to their defenses...
Have the execs,
every one, gone mental?
Sources say
The Phantom won't be Michael!
Turn your face away
From the rumours of the day,
Turn your thoughts away
from such a bitter plight!
And help us save the Music of the Night!
Close your eyes,
You can see who is the Phantom's soul!
Purge your thoughts of someone else
Cast in his role!
Close your eyes,
Yes, that's Michael's voice you hear!
How can you put
Someone else behind that mirror?
Softly, deftly,
Michael weaves his magic...
Without his soul,
The Phantom's just too tragic!
Open up your mind,
Let the fantasy unwind,
Save us from this darkness
Only you can fight!
Help us save the Music of the Night!
Please don't let the awesome power of this role turn
farce!
No pale imitations in his place!
Please don't dub in the voice behind the Mask!
We are saddened that we've even had to ask...
Give us, once more,
Sweet intoxication!
Let us, once more,
savour each sensation!
Let the dream awaken,
Please tell us that you've taken
The power of the music that you write --
Give Michael back the Music of the Night!
You alone can make our dream take flight --
Give Michael back the Music of the Night!
And here is another version from Bryan Songy (spongey)
I'd love to see him win on Oscar Night!
Pencils sharpen
at Warner Bros. station
Lloyd Webber's brain
Must be on vacation
Silently he let's 'em
Destroy a play called "Phantom"
Starting to think this man is not so bright,
He won't let Michael sing "The Music of the Night"
Let Andrew's mind finally make a decision that is right,
Otherwise this movie surely it will bomb!
I really hope Michael Crawford wins this fight...
Cause I'd love to see him win on Oscar night.
And yet another from Amanda.....
Big time movies
Prima Donna for ALW
By Lanie
Andrew Lloyd Webber, first Lord of musicals
Your devotes are on their knees to implore you -
Can you back out when we're shouting his name -
Think of how we'll all, deplore you.
Andrew Lloyd Webber, first Lord of musicals
Think of the news, of all the queues round the theaters...
Think how you'll love all the cash register rings -
But only if Michael sings!!
Masquerade, Having Fun While Working on this Crusade!
By Diane F.
Masquerade! Campaigning soldiers on parade!
Masquerade! Hide the e-mails where the troops will never find them.
Masquerade! All their faces are the shade...
Of the red that shows dismay and ire inside them.
What a group!
What a crowd!
Makes you glad!
Makes you proud!
Of all the women and men,
Working hard defending him!
Take your turn!
Take a ride!
From the press you cannot hide.
On the merry-go-round,
Of this colossal crusade.
Eye that's foul.
Man not true.
He is false.
We all feel blue....
Curl your lip!
And you can name the face.
Masquerade! Burning glances, hurting heads....
Masquerade! Do not stop until the man will listen to you.
Masquerade! Seething fans at perceived lies....
Masquerade! You will never fool all those who can see through you.
Masquerade! Impassioned public, peering eyes....
Masquerade! Run and hide but all your fans will still pursue you.........
Ta da da da dum badda BOOM! (Laughing here.) :)
Why so silent good Monsieur?
Did you think that we had given up for good?
Have you missed us good Monsieur?
We are fighting for your Opera....
When you finish up the score....
Will you be triumphant?
We advise you to comply,
All the fans have bent your ear,
Remember there are worse things
Than a shattered chandelier....
Just for Fun! April 1, 2020
By Lanie
AUCTIONEER:
Sold. Your number, sir? Thank you.
Lot 665, ladies and gentlemen: The original playbook from the Broadway Staged Musical, "Phantom of the Opera", autographed by Michael Crawford, the Original, best loved Phantom. May I start at $100,000? Thank you. We have $150,000, thank you. Do I hear $200,000? I have $250,000. $300,000 - going, going, gone! Sold for $300,000 to the Michael Crawford fan.
FAN:
A collector's
piece indeed...
Signed right
Beside his photo.
What a
momento I now have
Of Michael's Phantom
That we all love and know.
The words exactly
As sung by him in POTO.
AUCTIONEER:
Lot 666 then, a script from the film version of "Phantom of the Opera". Some of you may recall the strange affair of the casting of the movie, a mystery never fully explained. We are told, ladies and genlemen, that this is the very script used by Antonio Banderas, as seen by the autograph showing here. May I start at $100,000? $50,00, do I hear $50,000? $25,00, then. $20,000? How about $15,000? Alright, ladies and gentlemen, what do I hear as the opening bid? A wooden nickel? I have a bid of one wooden nickel, do I hear more? Sold, for one wooden nickel! Perhaps this has shed a little illumination on the famous disaster of so many years ago ....
LOL & Love to M.C. and Phans! Lanie
The Movie Plea
by Diane F.
You gave him your music, he made your song take wing....
And now how you've repaid him, denied him and betrayed him.
We were bound to love him, when we heard him sing......
Say you'll share with us his song hereafter.
Say the word and we will follow you.
Say you'll return to us the dream forthcoming....
Or you may curse the day you did not do.....
All that your fans have asked of you......
The Point of No Return
Past the point of no return -
The final casting
Will make or break the memory of your show.....
Give your loyal fans their wish -
No use resisting;
Give up A.B. and let our dream descend.
What passion flares
Upon the screen?
What ghostly voice
Enchants our souls?
What great success awaits
With Michael!
Nows the chance to please your fans.
Fulfill their wishes.
Give them the film theyve waited years to see....
This is the point of no return.
Think Of Us
by Audrey Aucott
Think of us
Who thought of you fondly,
'Til you made us cry.
We came to see
Your Phantom so often,
To swoon, to love, to sigh.
You always said,
You'd film it scene by scene,
Not changing anything we'd see.
Remember for a moment!
Who your Phantom
Must be!
Think of all the praise you've shared and seen.
Think about the film that should have been.
Think of us
Think of us waiting
Neither quiet nor resigned.
Remember who
Would buy the tickets
If you cast the right guy.
For it was Michael then,
And it is Crawford now,
And Michael it will always be.
He truly is the Phantom.
(Highpart) Yes he is!
Many Thousands know the score.
And They're telling thousands more.
Michael Crawford is the Phantom,
We refuse to do with out him.
Cast Him Now!!!
(With apologies to sopranos everywhere. :)
Turning ALW's own songs against him
Turn your face away from the garish light of day,
Turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light....
Listen to the Music of the Night!
Only Michael can make this character take flight - Let HIM make the music of the night!!
He gave you his music
Made your play take wing
And now how you've repaid him
Denied him and betrayed him
All the true Phans love him
When they heard him sing....
You will curse the day you did not do
All that MC's phans asked of you!!!!
MC WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Little Lotte
Mystery
by Diane F.
Mystified!
Baffled Campaigner's say,
We are mystified -
We suspect foul play!
Bad news on the movie scene -
First Travolta now AB.
"They" still think seats will be sold,
But it's Michael worth his weight in gold!!!!!
What a way to run a business!
Spare us these unending trials!
When your audience disappears,
How the fans will cheer!
Opera!
To hell with drawing "Box Office"
It is Michael who will pack them in the aisles!
Damnable!
We will all walk out!!
This is Damnable!
The fans all shout!
It's publicity!
The take could be vast!
It's a tragedy,
With the REPORTED CAST!!
Andrew have you seen the queue?
All the fans who are mad at you
Dear Andrew
Here's a charming vision
.
It's Michael who will bring success!
We were hardly bereft
When Antonio left -
Otherwise
His looks were most entrancing
But the story was a lamentable mess!
A spectral voice rises from the web site .
Dear Andrew,
We have sent you several notes of the
Most amiable nature, detailing how you
Told us this film would be run
.
If you do not hold true to your promises
Or your fans continue to be ignored,
A disaster beyond your imagination will occur!
Now Let It Be War Upon You Both!
PH = Phans
ALW = Andrew Lloyd-Webber
WB = Warner Bros
PH: Wandering man... so lost... so helpless.... Yearning for our guidance....
ALW: Angel or audience? Phans or Phantom? Who is it there speaking?
PH: Have you forgotten your audience?
ALW: Audience... Oh joy! What endless longings echo in this whisper....
PH: Too long you've wandered with Warner, far from out glorious taste.
PH: ...Warner fights, yet your soul obeys...
ALW: Wildly Warner Bros fights against you, yet my soul obeys....
PH: Crawford as Phantom! You denied him, turning from true beauty!
ALW: Crawford as Phantom, I denied him, turning from true beauty!
PH: Crawford as Phantom - do not shun him. Bring us our true Phantom!
ALW: Crawford as Phantom - how I shun him. He is the true Phantom!
PH: He is our angel of music.... Bring us our angel of music....
WB: Andrew Lloyd-Webber, we want 'tonio!
PH: He is our angel of music.... Bring us our angel of music....
Andrew! Andrew! Whatever you may believe: This man.... this... Crawford....
He's not as handsome....! Let us be! For money's sake, let us be!!!
ALW: Banderas...
PH: Don't do it! So be it...... Now, let it be war upon YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs from Jane
Here, we have a note!
by Aliannah
Dear Lord Webber,
We have now sent you several notes of the most amiable nature, detailing how this movie is
to be cast. You have not followed our instructions. We shall give you one last
chance
Michael Crawford has already proved capable of drawing in large audiences
with his amazing vocal talents, and we are anxious for his successful career as the
phantom to continue. In the new production of The Phantom of the Opera, you
will therefore cast Antonio Banderas as Raoul and put Michael Crawford in the role of the
Phantom. The role, which Michael Crawford plays, calls for talent, and ability (he is,
after all, the Angel of Music!). You said yourself, "There can be no question of
fiddling with this one." We agree, and casting MC in the title role would be an
action of pure nobility (can you honestly say that he doesn't deserve the role?)
We shall watch the movie many times in cinemas everywhere, which will be kept empty if
Antonio Banderas is cast as the phantom. Should these commands be ignored, a disaster
beyond your imagination will occur: the movie will fail miserably and pitifully, as well
as unnecessarily.
We remain, sir, your ever-hopeful phans and potential ticket-buyers. Or boycotters.

Graphic by Romil Ilagan