HURRY-UP ANDY! (to the tune of "Sleigh Ride")

 

Just hear our voices calling out Andy, madly to you!
Come on and give that Phantom contract to you-know-who!
You need a genius for the part, a man with voice and heart too!
You need the Tony winner, that Latin beginner won't do!

Hurry-up! Hurry-up! Hurry-up!
Let's go, let's film your show!
Mike has the magic touch you know!
Hurry-up! Hurry-up! Hurry-up!
Mike's grand, the world's in his hand!
He's got the knack and is wanted back by public demand!

Your cheek is grossly and mostly unbecoming to see!
You're muddled up so badly, you're sadly out of your tree!
You know Antonio's bragging, leaves us gagging and blue!
If he should star in this role, we've got a big hole for you!

Let's get the one true Phantom signed up right away!
He was the perfect Phantom in the perfect play!
You know that Mike will give the movie everything he's got!
He has proved himself and right now he is hot!  Hot! Hot! Hot!

Mike commands a brand of worship, money just can't buy!
Have you seen the way his albums to the charts all fly!
If you want an Oscar winner and the riches you require,
then get your finger out and give us what we desire!

Just hear our voices calling out Andy, madly to you!
Come on and give that Phantom contract to you-know-who!
Outside the movie theatre, they'll queue forever, it's true!
If these demands are not met, you're gonna get Erik's lasso!!

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!

Paula