A little parody for the holiday... (To the tune of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling")

"An Irishman named Michael"
by Maggie Birge - March 17, 2001

An Irishman named Michael
Was the Phantom without peer.
When he donned the mask and makeup
The whole world rose up to cheer.

When they make the Phantom movie
We insist that he be cast.
Just one thing will pacify us,
To see Michael on the screen at last!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!