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Hello all,
WE (Michael's/Erik's phans) ALL ABSOLUTELY LURVE AND ADORE "THE PHANTOM OF THE
OPERA" (AND Mr. MICHAEL CRAWFORD); We all adore the (ORIGINAL ALW) music and the
(ORIGINAL ALW) story of (poor, blighted) Erik;
But alas, how you repay us,
Deny us and betray us;
keeping us STILL waiting for THE ALW "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" on video. Just
imagine it, IF ONLY you HAD brought out the ALW "PHANTOM" on video, WITH Mr.
MICHAEL CRAWFORD 11 + years ago, you would have been even wealthier, AND much sooner too.
Don't yuz all reckon by now that your public really has waited longer than long enough for
this production to be brought out on video-tape? Then EVERYBODY can see it, AND enjoy it,
time after time after time. This version, I know now, would certainly be MY MOST WATCHED
version. Within a week, I would need to buy a new video because I would have "played
it to death" by then. Come on folks!; it really is HIGH-TIME TO FINALLY GET THIS
PRODUCTION UP AND RUNNING; -------- COME ON; PLEEEEEEEEEEASE GIVE US OUR "PHANTOM OF
THE OPERA" video, STARRING Mr. MICHAEL CRAWFORD, NOW!!!!
(any other will NOT be tolerated; we, your paying/viewing public will DEFINITELY NOT
PURCHASE the video IF Mr. MICHAEL CRAWFORD is NOT CAST).
We will all really love you WHEN!!!! Mr. MICHAEL CRAWFORD IS cast in the lead role (with
of course, myself cast as "Christine Daae"; well, I can dream.....)
Come on "Andy", Warner Brothers, and all else involved in this (yet-to-be-made,
Ho Hum) ALW video production.
Give us who we want.
If you're all really quiet, you will hear the whole world saying (for the billionth +
time) in unison
"CAST Mr. MICHAEL CRAWFORD AS 'ERIK, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA' IN 'THE PHANTOM OF THE
OPERA' ------------ NOOOOOW!!!!; PLEEEEEEEEEESE!!!! ------YOU ARE TRYING OUR
PATIENCE";
"Bring out this CRAWFORD Production on video --- NOOOOOOOW". Oh oh. Eeeeek; Look
up there; that chandelier is rocking extremely violently and its lights are flickering
madly; HELP!!!! PLEASE~~~~~DON'T let it drop; let it quickly please become calm!!!!
---------
MICHAEL CRAWFORD as ERIK;
the chandelier will not fall and everybody will be spared,
but, if you will insist on remaining persistent in casting somebody else to wear Erik's
(MICHAEL CRAWFORD's) mask, then you've obviously got a death wish. YIKES!!!!; you'd all
better run now; Heeeeere comes that chandelier, dropping whizzingly fast.
Thank you all for taking the time to read my letter,
Thank you,
From:---The Phantom's Phriend.
PS:---MICHAEL CRAWFORD, MICHAEL CRAWFORD, MICHAEL CRAWFORD, MICHAEL CRAWFORD,MICHAEL
CRAWFORD............... |