Comedy
IF WE CROSS-CAST PHANTOM WITH...
"If We Cross-Cast Phantom
with Hip Hop Music"
* The Phantom would be played by Ja Rule.
* Christine would be played by Eve.
* Raoul would be played by DMX.
* The Managers would be played by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
* Carlotta would be played by Queen Latifa.
* Piangi would be played by Fat Joe.
* Joseph Buquet would be played by Eminem. (that would give the cast reason to
have him killed).
* Meg Giry would be played by Lil' Kim.
* Madam Giry would be played by Missy Elliot.
Well, that's it. We thought it was funny. Hope you do too.
-Shannon and Dan
The following are all contributed by Nana Kate
A holodeck program created by Barklay (of Star Trek TNG)
* Christine would be played by Deanna Troi.
* Raoul would be played by Barklay himself.
*The Phantom would be played by Q.
*Carlotta would be played by Beverly Crusher.
*Ubaldo Piangi would be played by Captain Picard.
*Meg would be played by Keiko O’Brien.
*Mme. Giry would be played by Guinan.
*Mssrs. Andre and Firmin would be played by Geordi LaForge and Data.
*Buquet would be played by Worf.
*Reyer would be played by Will Riker.
A HOLODECK PROGRAM CREATED BY TOM PARIS (of STV)
*Christine would be played by Belanna Torres.
*Raoul would be played by Tom Paris.
*The Phantom would be played by Chakotay.
*Carlotta would be played by Seska.
*Ubaldo Piangi would be played by Neelix.
*Meg would be played by Kes.
*Mme. Giry would be played by Kathryn Janeway.
*Mssrs. Andre and Firmin would be played by Tuvok and Q.
*Buquet would be played by Harry Kim.
*Reyer would be played by The Doctor.
IF PHANTOM WAS CROSSED WITH STAR WARS...
*The falling scenery would actually explode into minuscule articles as if hit by laser fire.
*The bodies would all look as if they had frozen to death in deep space.
*The Phantom’s mask would actually be done with morphing software.
*The organ would light up and the sounds would be entirely artificially created instruments.
*The falling chandelier would go up like a supernova, but amazingly enough, no one would be hurt.
*Instead of fireballs or Punjab lasso, the Phantom’s weapon of choice would be a light saber:).
*The Phantom’s voice would echo as if from inside a well all the time (can’t you just *hear* it, "I am your angel...Come to me Angel of Music...")
*The whole lair scene would be played in front of a blue screen so they could make it appear incredibly real and save money on set building.
*In Past the Point of No Return, Christine would be wearing a brass bikini and little else.
*Raoul would strongly resemble Han Solo.
*The mob would consist of about one hundred little people dressed in black robes chasing through the opera, but instead of being after Erik, they would be scavenging all the bits left lying around in the confusion.
*Firmin would be a wookie and Andre would be a smart-dressing, quick talking con man.
*Meg and Mme. Giry and the rest of the chorus would be Ewoks.
*Carlotta would be a large golden-colored droid with delusions of grandeur.
*In the end Erik would send Christine and Raoul off, but instead of the boat, they would go off in the Millennium Falcon as Erik watched sadly from the control bay.